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A1 the Spreadsheet Cell

It's A1 the Spreadsheet Cell!

Released in 1997 on all LUX Operating System platforms as part of an update to the PontiSuite Workplace Productivity Environment, A1 the Spreadsheet Cell is your helpful friend and guide through the world of computing! The World Wide Web has been likened to a great sea, and your Personal Computer is your ship. While the Patron is the Captain of this ship, it is a well known fact that every ship needs a First Mate, and who better than A1 the Spreadsheet Cell!

In addition to being your Digital First Mate, A1 can join you at your desk, at home, or wherever you go! Initially introduced only for Valued LUX Employees, A1 is now available for any discerning Patron of taste! Contact pleasereplythankyou@luxuryuniversalexperience.com to begin the adoption process and meet your new Best Friend!