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LUX is Success in Action

LUX is excited to [announce] that our UVX showing of Holmé is off to a [stupendously] strong start! Reviews are in and [critics] and patrons agree that the UVX is [to die for]!

With only [28] shows left before going into the LUX Vault forever, chances are limited to become a [part] of this success! With a LUX Deluxe ticket, your input will leave a permanent impact on LUX history! Buy your tickets [today]!

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Opening Night Pushed Back

It is with [regret] that we wish to inform our patrons that emergency [measures] were taken, and the Friday the 13th - Monday the 16th [screenings] of Holmé at the #UVX are [cancelled]. Expert [consultation] agrees with LUX [analytics]. In [order] to ensure 110% more FUN the #UVX [premier] must [move] to Tuesday the 17th. Thank you for your [understanding].

Announcing PontiReel!

LUX is [proud] to present PontiReel. The [next] generation in [widespread] audiovisual [delivery]. A [small] step for LUX, a [giant] leap for our Patrons. The [only] place to find [exclusive] LUX content!




LUX Brings Preview of 110% More FUN to The Abrons Arts Center

LUXURY UNIVERSAL [e]XPERIENCE is proud to announce a one-time preview screening of Holme! Here to show the Future of Tomorrow's Cinema, Today, a Month early at the #UVX this Wednesday the 13th. An ultra-exclusive event that will be celebrated for centuries. TICKETS ARE ALREADY SOLD OUT

Congratulations to the lucky LUX family members who will be attending this special preview and check back soon for more updates on the Ultimate Previewing [e]Xperience!

LUX Brings 110% More FUN to Instagram!

Due to popular usage, Luxury Universal [e]Xperience is excited to announce that our operations are now visible on Instagram. Now you and everyone you know can follow LuxuryUniversalExperience and Direct Message LUX with your pictures of FUN. Grow your follower base and have 110% more FUN doing it with Luxury Universal [e]Xperience, now on Instagram.

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Introducing Pchat!

Luxury Universal [e]Xperience is putting a personal touch on customer service. LUX is excited to unveil the newest way to interact with our hardworking staff, the LUX Chatbot. Anything you could want or need from LUX is now available at the touch of your fingertips to a keyboard. The LUX Chatbot is available now on all LUX company pages and will not cease to serve you until you’ve had an experience that is 110% more FUN. Enjoy!

WatchR

Luxury Universal [e]Xperience is excited to announce the reactivation of the Chivalry Outreach Municipality Program, or COMP. Furthermore, in association with COMP, LUX is proud to announce the launch of the LUX Obelisk and WatchR, a whole new way to experience LUX’s patented 110% more FUN. Now anyone can become a LUXKNIGHT and earn exclusive rewards by simply doing the things you already do online: providing us with your data. To check out WatchR and begin your journey to becoming LUXKNIGHT click [here].

LUX Deluxe Applications Now Open!

For a limited time until November 5th, the Luxury Universal [e]Xperience LUX Deluxe program is open and accepting applications from all those who are worthy. Applications for the LUX Deluxe program are available now at: https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/978218. Be advised that there are a limited number of slots open for inclusion in the LUX Deluxe available to the general public, get yours while supplies last!

Holmé Comes to New York!

For a limited time only, LUX is excited to announce our return to regularly scheduled operations in North America.

This fall at the Abrons Arts Center, LUX will premiere its newest acquisition, the hit independent masterpiece Holmé! Holmé is the [heart wrenching] story of [a family of four survivors] who are [mourning the loss] of their [loved one]. Written by acclaimed underground french auteur, Jean-Luc Depardu II, Holmé contains all the statistical markers for success that LUX has used to its advantage in its conquest of the Exhibition and Distribution industry.

Experience the cinema like never before with screenings of Holmé in glorious UVX format at the Abrons Arts Center from Friday October 13th to Sunday November 5th. But hurry, there are limited seats and only 47 screenings until Holmé goes back into the LUX vault for integration, never to be seen again in its current print.

Tickets are onsale now at : https://web.ovationtix.com/trs/pr/978218

With General Admission Tickets priced at 34.95, and Patronship to the LUX Deluxe Patron Program priced as low as $190, there’s never been a better time to leave your current cinema chain and join the LUX family.

But wait, there’s more!

Enter Promo Code: LUXKNIGHTS for a special discount that makes your General Admission Ticket one cent cheaper than an IMAX (that’s $29.98, or one cent cheaper than an IMAX).

Enter Promo Code: PLEASELUXDELUXETHANKYOU for a special discount that brings the full price of your lifetime LUX Deluxe* patronship to an amazing $150.

*Remember, with the LUX Deluxe, the full power of our digital film technology is at your fingertips, plus reserved seating in our exclusive LUX Deluxe Section, your own personal Buddy, LUX Deluxe swag, your very own personalized LUX Deluxe Card, a lifetime 2% discount off the purchase of any and all tickets to LUX screenings, and so much more! There’s never been a better time to become the LUX Deluxe. Call +1 (646) 374-3412 for tickets today!

LUX Returns to NYC!

After a long hiatus from our North American operations, Luxury Universal Experience is here to announce our pledge to reopen and re engage North America’s population centers, for a new glorious future of Cinema for all!

Soon all will be able to experience the firepower of a fully armed and operational Film Distribution Empire. But that’s not all!

You’ll never guess it, but the first North American screening will take place in the major metropolitan of New York City.

The Abrons Arts Center, a glorious facility on the Lower East Side has graciously signed over their rights to a 337 Seat Exhibition Space for screenings of a highly anticipated masterpiece from our vault, Holmé.

And you do not even need to wait a single minute more to attend the Future of Cinema, because LUX plans to unveil the new and improved UVX for a LIMITED TIME at the Abrons Arts Center from October 13th, to November 5th of this very year!

Tickets are already on sale.

Now anyone can become or reaffirm their patronship with LUX this very instance. Why keep going to the same theater over and over again, when you can be welcomed into the open arms of the LUX family?

By sharing the cutting edge state of the art, real time film editing power at LUX’s fingertips, we’re bringing the FUN back to the movies.

For More information, please fill out the contact form.

Hurry! Supplies are limited! Some restrictions may apply.

Announcing the UCC!

Patrons and Future Patrons, do you like Indie films and being a part of the future of Cinema?

Come up to the Magno Screening Room on 49th Street and 7th Avenue from 6-9pm in the heart of metropolitan Manhattan and enlighten yourself at Universal Corporate Conference 12. Luxury Universal [e]Xperience’s finest UCC yet, UCC12 is the latest build featuring more panels, more keynotes, and the first public appearance of the crew from the new indie smash-hit, Holmé.

In addition to a special appearance from Holmé, we are proud to offer an astounding collection of indie filmmakers, including:

  • James Crafford (Chepachet)*
  • Diana Foronda (Attachment)*
  • Jeff Frumess (Romeo’s Distress)*
  • Eric Ford Holevinski (The Restaurant)*
  • Carrie Edel Isaacman (Joy)*
  • Sonja O’Hara (Ovum)*
  • Marcus Slabine (The Last Call)*
  • Laurie Rae Waugh (The Watchtower)*
  • Christopher D’andre Williams (Luther Van Shaft)*
  • Johnny Zito (a la memoire de Lune)*

All of whom will be standing by to answer your questions during our panel on indie film, What I Did For Love: The Trials of An Indie Filmmaker.

But that’s not all, the UCC will also feature John Pointe in a special keynote speech about the Future of Tomorrow’s Cinema Today and how LUX is making that future possible through the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience™.

In addition to all these amazing features, the UCC12 will also feature a special limited run of exclusive Official LUX merchandise from EULA puzzles to collectible polos and banners, all of which must go!

Exercise your passion for Indie Film and LUX at Universal Corporate Conference 12.

*The views and opinions expressed within these films and by the filmmakers have not been integrated into the LUX vault and as such may contain outside spoilers and contamination.

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