✦             WELCOME TO LUXURY UNIVERSAL [E]XPERIENCE             ✦             WELCOME TO LUXURY UNIVERSAL [E]XPERIENCE             ✦             WELCOME TO LUXURY UNIVERSAL [E]XPERIENCE             ✦             WELCOME TO LUXURY UNIVERSAL [E]XPERIENCE             ✦             27-10-5-22-5 1-22-5 31-17-25 24-17-4-4 24-17-4-4 20-14-5-1-23-5 3-17-15-5 2-1-3-13 24-10-1-16-13 31-17-25             ✦             110% MORE FUN THAN A REGAL CINEMA!             ✦             THIS PRODUCT MAY CONTAIN NUTS**             ✦             PLEASE REPLY WHEN PLEASE REPLY WHEN PLEASE REPLY WHEN PLEASE REPLY WHEN PLEASE REPLY WHEN             ✦             YOUR DATA IS OUR BUSINESS!             ✦             CONNECTION TO PSUITE FAILED; RETRYING...             ✦             YOUR FUN IS OUR FUTURE!             ✦             **THIS PRODUCT MAY ALSO CONTAIN BOLTS            

About

Luxury Universal [e]Xperience (DPRKSE: LUX) stands for the cutting edge of Twentieth-Century Entertainment. We are committed to a vision of vertically-integrated film financing, distribution and theater presentation, all in the service of putting the Patron first-- and, in the words of Our Founder, Paulbert Filius Pontifex III, Esq., providing “110% More Fun Than a Regal!” Since 1981, our Corporate Family has been developing new film-making talent, providing domestic and international film distribution services, and building the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience through pioneering new breakthroughs in projection, comfort, real-time audience metrics, deep learning, bionics, less-lethal crowd suppression, and advanced concessions. Today, LUX is beginning a new pilot program in densely-populated areas to test its entertainment technology on discerning movie-going audiences-- We’re LUX, and we want to provide you with 110% more FUN!
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A Timeline of Success

Notable Event
| 1941: A young Paulbert Filius Pontifex III, Esq. changes the course of history by dedicating his life to achieving “Dare I say, a Roundly More Gay Experience than those oafs at United Artists.”

Notable Event
| 1974: Paulbert Filius Pontifex III, Esq. [REDACTED], leading him to realize [REDACTED], laying the foundation for the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience.

Notable Event
| 1981: The flag is planted in the ground. LUX, destined to reinvent the cinema and breathe life into a dying industry, is founded

Notable Event
|1982: Work begins on the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience, an all new way to experience the cinema and redefine what it means to be human

Notable Event
|1984: The first successful Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience is presented at a theater in Saudi Arabia

Notable Event
| 1985: LUX enters the field of Personal Computing with the release of [REDACTED]

Notable Event
| 1986: LUX debuts the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience at Expo 86

Product Launch
| 1987: LUX becomes the first Film Distribution Entity to introduce a Spoiler-Proof, Contamination Free Zone for Films

Product Launch
| 1988: First Drive-Through Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience Center installed in North America

Notable Event
|1991: Ground is broken on the new LUX corporate headquarters. The Chivalry Outreach Municipality Program, better known as COMP, is instituted, serving “Those communities deemed worthy”

Notable Event
| 1993: LUX partners with Dino's Pizzaria and Bouncy Castle Emporium, marrying discount pizza and Cinema

Product Launch
| 1994: The much acclaimed LUX Festival Circuit is held, turning the UVX into a global phenomenon

Notable Event
| 1996: LUX introduces The LUX Deluxe Card | LUX partners with Sweet Emulsion to bring a whole new world of flavor to the Cinema

Product Launch
| 1997: LUX introduces PontiSuite to the LUX Operating System productivity environment, accelerating efficient production and achieving excellence in the field of Workplace Software

Notable Event
| 1997: LUX offers Full Health Benefits plus Pension | Establishes the LUX Knights Rewards Program for frequent cinema-goers

Notable Event
| 1997: A1 the Spreadsheet Cell, the Enterprise-Level Mascot and helper tool, is released both digitally as part of PontiSuite and physically as a huggable toy | LUX officially partners with FoamCo Global, the world's leading provider of durable foam-based products, to bring the worlds of foam and Cinema together at last

Product Launch
| 1999: The UVX control software is debuted to usher LUX and the Cinema into the new millennium

Notable Event
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: The Dear Founder Paulbert Filius Pontifex III, Esq. attains [REDACTED], ushering in a new era of FUN in the very first Zero Day

Notable Event
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: In order to better prepare for the challenges of a new millennium, LUX undergoes restructuring

Notable Event
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: After a brief period of organizational restructuring, LUX resumes its world-famous UVX Screenings at locations around the globe | Spokesperson John Pointe joins the LUX family

Product Launch
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: Responding a number of low FUN incidents, measures are taken to ensure the quality of every single UVX Screening with the addition of LUX FUN Enforcers | UVX Centers worldwide undergo a redesign, increasing FUN Levels by 2.663%

Product Launch
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: The Buddy System is launched, providing every UVX Screening with the personalized service every Patron deserves | Patented Liquidation procedures [REDACTED], ensuring maximum employee hospitality and friendliness

Notable Event
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: Ultimate Corporate Conference 12 is held in New York City

Notable Event
| ৵ᦜ૷᝺⛥ᦶίජ: At the screening of Holmé: A Tragedy in Six Acts Presented in UVX Format [REDACTED] | LUX institutes new security procedures to ensure the FUN of every Patron is safe from [REDACTED]

Present
Today, LUX is a household name synonymous with Quality, Luxury, and FUN. Known throughout the industry as the gold standard in Enhanced Cinema Technology and Experiential Luxury, LUX continues to raise the bar on FUN