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You can fall in love with your programs

Hello [Patron]. Welcome to [cyberspace], where PSuite productivity applications live. [Learn] about them. [Love] them. Work for LUX and solve mysteries. Get [closer] with the programs and processes of the [110% Most FUN] productivity suite originally created for LUX employees only. Fulfill your destiny and [date] programs.
Experience hand-drawn nostalgia. You will [meet], [mingle], and [use nightvision] to maximize your [FUN]!
Also - [battle], [hide], [sing] to connect to the Inter-Net™. Get To Know [Programs] On An [Intimate] Level.
[Unlock] the secrets of the programs of PontiSuite®.

[DATE]

6 different characters with over 70,000 words of human [hand-written] dialogue.

[EXPLORE]

Hand-drawn art. [Pixelated] [juicy] [crunchy] sdfijvkjhl$///789381271029837 [Please reply, thank you.]

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then.
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1. Fully-Operational Original Soundtrack in blazing 16-bit MIDI!
2. Many helpful features including [swordfighting], [detective mode], [magnifying glass] to assist your adventures throughout PVillage. Collect them all!

[1997] :: THE [RUBICON] - The Future of Cabinet Computing

The Rubicon was released by LUXURY UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE in 1997 to acclaim and established itself as one of the computers of all time.

[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] "The Rubicon is the ONLY hardware computing solution featuring PontiSuite productivity software. Surf the Information Superhighway, calculate immense quantities of variables, and connect to other humans in a FUN and PRODUCTIVE digital environment."

PontiSuite®

PontiSuite™ is the cutting-edge and next-generation Office Productivity Software Suite taking the world by storm! Please click here to learn more!

You can fall in love with your programs!

Hello [Patron]. Welcome to [cyberspace], where PSuite productivity applications live. [Learn] about them. [Love] them. Work for LUX and solve mysteries. Get closer with the programs and processes of the [110% Most FUN] productivity suite originally created for LUX employees only. Fulfill your destiny and [date] programs in our first [Visual Novel] style video [game].

Experience hand-drawn nostalgia!

You will meet, mingle, and [use nightvision] to maximize your [FUN]!
Also - [battle], [hide], [sing] to connect to the Inter-Net™. Get To Know [Programs] On An [Intimate] Level.

[Unlock] the secrets of the programs of PontiSuite®! PSweet is a good [game]. Available now!

[DATE]

6 different characters with over 70,000 words of human [hand-written] dialogue.

[EXPLORE]

Hand-drawn art. [Pixelated] [juicy] [crunchy] sdfijvkjhl$///789381271029837 [Please reply, thank you.]

If = not convinced

then.
Please continue to [ingest] two sales points, thank you!

1. Fully-Operational Original Soundtrack in blazing 16-bit MIDI!
2. Many helpful features including [swordfighting], [detective mode], [magnifying glass] to assist your adventures throughout PVillage. Collect them all!

[1997] :: THE [RUBICON] - The Future of Cabinet Computing

The Rubicon was released by LUXURY UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE in 1997 to acclaim and established itself as one of the computers of all time.

[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] "The Rubicon is the ONLY hardware computing solution featuring PontiSuite productivity software. Surf the Information Superhighway, calculate immense quantities of variables, and connect to other humans in a FUN and PRODUCTIVE digital environment."

PontiSuite®

PontiSuite® is the cutting-edge and next-generation Office Productivity Software Suite taking the world by storm! Please click here to learn more!