Hello [Patron]. Welcome to [cyberspace], where PSuite productivity applications live. [Learn] about them. [Love] them. Work for LUX and solve mysteries. Get [closer] with the programs and processes of the [110% Most FUN] productivity suite originally created for LUX employees only. Fulfill your destiny and [date] programs.
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1. Fully-Operational Original Soundtrack in blazing 16-bit MIDI!
2. Many helpful features including [swordfighting], [detective mode], [magnifying glass] to assist your adventures throughout PVillage. Collect them all!
The Rubicon was released by LUXURY UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE in 1997 to acclaim and established itself as one of the computers of all time.
[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] "The Rubicon is the ONLY hardware computing solution featuring PontiSuite productivity software. Surf the Information Superhighway, calculate immense quantities of variables, and connect to other humans in a FUN and PRODUCTIVE digital environment."
PontiSuite™ is the cutting-edge and next-generation Office Productivity Software Suite taking the world by storm! Please click here to learn more!
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Hello, [User]. Welcome to [cyberspace], where programs live.
Fulfill your destiny and [date] programs.
[Learn] about them. [Love] them.
You will meet, mingle, and [use nightvision] to connect to the Inter-Net™. [Unlock] the secrets of the programs of PontiSuite®.
You can fall in love with your programs.
1. Hand-drawn art. [Pixelated] [juicy] [crunchy]
2. Fully-Operational Original Soundtrack in blazing 16-bit MIDI!
3. Many helpful features including [swordfighting], [detective mode], [magnifying glass] to assist your adventures throughout PVillage. Collect them all!
4. Many datable programatic characters with over 70,000 words of human [hand-written] dialogue.
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6. CAREFULLY BALANCED LEVELS OF [FUN]
[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] These days no operating system is functional without a connection to the Internet, and PontiSuite® is no exception!
Have no fear, PConnect™ is here! PConnect™ is the Connection Wizard that will dispel your networking issues with an easy, 24-step ritual!
PConnect: Turn your Land-Line into a Ley-Line!™ Only available with PontiSuite®!
Originally released in 1997, PontiSuite® is the cutting-edge and next-generation Office Productivity Software Suite taking the world by storm! Please click here to learn more!
[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] The Rubicon was released by LUXURY UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE to acclaim and established itself as one of the computers of all time. Surf the Inter-Net, calculate immense quantities of variables, and connect to other humans in a FUN and PRODUCTIVE digital environment."
[FROM THE LUX MEDIA ARCHIVES] A1 the Spreadsheet Cell will assist you with all your data-documenting needs! Comes preloaded with PontiSuite!