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Introducing the LUX Retrospective Media Program

Luxury Universal e[X]perience has a long and varied history that perhaps you were too busy, or not alive to notice. Today we will begin the process of searching back through our database for archived evidence of our existence throughout the years. Witness as we bring FUN to generations past. Prepare for us to bring it to generations future.

Today, we begin with the first commercial for The Rubicon Cabinet Computing System. The Rubicon was released by LUXURY UNIVERSAL EXPERIENCE in 1997 to acclaim and established itself as one of the computers of all time.

"The Rubicon is the ONLY hardware computing solution featuring PontiSuite productivity software. Surf the Information Superhighway, calculate immense quantities of variables, and connect to other humans in a FUN and PRODUCTIVE digital environment."