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The Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™

Luxury Universal [e]Xperience, the company that brought you the Ultimate Viewing [e]Xperience, is proud to announce the brand new, never-before-seen Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™. A Triumvirate of Design, Power, and Functionality, behold its sleek lines and understated potential for market dominance, currently available in our signature black box design!

DESIGNED FOR FUN. BUILT TO BUILD.

The only business-oriented computer guaranteed to be 110% More FUN than competing computers, the Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™ runs our patented Luxury Universal [e]Xperience Operating System. That combined with our revolutionary PontiSuite graphical interface makes the Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™ the only hardware built for the next-generation of Productivity Software so you, too, can build your Business Empire with a smile!

MAXIMUM POWER OVERWHELMING.

Now featuring an unheard-of 4 megabytes of RAM, a blazing fast 10 megahertz processor, and over 230 volts of alternating current, the Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™ has enough power to give Pompey a run for its money. No other business processing device can compete with the Rubicon®: Platinum Edition Terminal™

AVAILABLE SOON

For just $11,999.99, (or 8 easy installments of $1,499.99) you, too, can devastate your competition with the strength and security matched only by the infamous Roman legions of the past, conveniently housed within the business Enterprise terminal of the future.

The Die is Cast, Cross Your Rubicon Today