The Ultimate Cinema Convention Omega Edition has been a rousing success, and you, the Demographic, were there to enjoy it! You rubbed shoulders with the stars, met Director Ronnie Champaign, learned about the history of LUX and the Dear Founder, showcased your chivalry with the Honorable Order of the LUX Knights, and got a sneak peek at the wonders of the UVX — all while drinking delicious beverages supplied by Sweet Emulsion!
And then, wonder of wonders, you bore witness to the announcement of the greatest leap forward in cinematic excellence since the invention of the movie camera — but we won't say what that was just yet!
And some of you took dedication to the brand one step further, creating new businesses and applying to become LUX Affiliates and members of the LUX Family of Brands! Your applications are currently being processed, and should be ready in 5 - 7 business days!
It was splendid! It was magical! It went completely as planned, with absolutely no surprises or setbacks whatsoever!
In unrelated news, LUX is currently searching for two properties of LUX that have been misplaced! If you see Director Ronnie Champaign or a glowing Cube, please alert LUX immediately at email@example.com. Your assistance in this matter would be greatly appreciated!